What will John McCain do now?

So the election is over and John McCain lost. What will he do now?

He could spend some time with his family in those seven houses he owns
Sleep.I am sure McCain didn't get too much sleep. This would be a good time to catch up.
Play checkers online with Palin.McCain will learn how to play. Not checkers but using the computer to play.
Write a Broadway Play. John McCain can write a play based on his run for President. Courtney Love will play Sarah Palin.
Fishing. Lots of great fishing with John McCain as the helm of the bass boat.
Start a talk show. Although, Sarah Palin may beat him to the talk show circuit, McCain could get his own show on the WB Network. The catch will be that all members of the audience and guests will be black.

Whatever your choices Sen. McCain we wish you the best in your future endeavors

Those crazy politicians in Florida

Sometimes the irony is just too much.

For instance, take a look at the politicians in Florida. Tim Mahoney, a Democrat, replaced Mark Foley, a Republican, after Foley was caught being a pedofile who really liked to text message his little interns.

Well, here comes Mahoney, a man who liked to speak about responsiblity and virtue, being caught with a mistress. That mistress decided to leave him - and tell all about their affair - so she received some hush money. Well? Why would a mistress leave a great guy like Mahoney, who has some cash to spend on their secret encounters? Humm... It seems he was cheating on her with another mistress.

So, to break it down. Pedophile Mark Foley was replaced by a man of moral integrity named Tim Mahoney who is also married. Mahoney then cheated on his wife with a mistress. He then cheated on his mistress with another mistress, but had to keep the first one quiet by giving her some hush money. I wonder if the second mistress believes Tim will one day "be her only one". Well, good luck honey. A man like Tim Mahoney doesn't come around every day.