What will John McCain do now?

So the election is over and John McCain lost. What will he do now?

He could spend some time with his family in those seven houses he owns
Sleep.I am sure McCain didn't get too much sleep. This would be a good time to catch up.
Play checkers online with Palin.McCain will learn how to play. Not checkers but using the computer to play.
Write a Broadway Play. John McCain can write a play based on his run for President. Courtney Love will play Sarah Palin.
Fishing. Lots of great fishing with John McCain as the helm of the bass boat.
Start a talk show. Although, Sarah Palin may beat him to the talk show circuit, McCain could get his own show on the WB Network. The catch will be that all members of the audience and guests will be black.

Whatever your choices Sen. McCain we wish you the best in your future endeavors

Those crazy politicians in Florida

Sometimes the irony is just too much.

For instance, take a look at the politicians in Florida. Tim Mahoney, a Democrat, replaced Mark Foley, a Republican, after Foley was caught being a pedofile who really liked to text message his little interns.

Well, here comes Mahoney, a man who liked to speak about responsiblity and virtue, being caught with a mistress. That mistress decided to leave him - and tell all about their affair - so she received some hush money. Well? Why would a mistress leave a great guy like Mahoney, who has some cash to spend on their secret encounters? Humm... It seems he was cheating on her with another mistress.

So, to break it down. Pedophile Mark Foley was replaced by a man of moral integrity named Tim Mahoney who is also married. Mahoney then cheated on his wife with a mistress. He then cheated on his mistress with another mistress, but had to keep the first one quiet by giving her some hush money. I wonder if the second mistress believes Tim will one day "be her only one". Well, good luck honey. A man like Tim Mahoney doesn't come around every day.

Get down and lose weight

I bought this program recently Weight Loss for Idiots. In just two weeks I have lost 6 pounds.

No exercise, just followed the program. It's great

How hot should hot wings be

A questioned asked among myself and other chicken wings chompers is: How hot should hot wings be? When is the hotness just right.

I personally like something that is hot enough to make my sinuses drain some while at the same time I don't feel like I need to drink a gallon of water.

Some will disagree. I know some who get the hottest wings, their eyes are watering, they drink a large amount of some drink and then say, "Damn! These are good".

Others just like something mild. It is always fun to watch people who don't like hot wings, to have the mild and then freak out "These wings are too hot".

Everyone has different taste I suppose. I know of one place where the Suicide Wings reguire you to sign a waiver. Yes, they are that hot.

Our New Puppy

We are getting a new puppy. He is a Westie Terrier Mix. Has kind of curly hair. He is about 1 year old. His teeth are great. He has such a smile when he growled at me. This little fellow and me are going to be great friends after my bite marks heal up.

I was thinking of getting him a chew toy but my fingers and arm are cheaper. I also have a lot of bandages around the house.

Maybe he just needs another dog to play with. I think I might get Ceasar, the Dog Whisperer, over to smooth things over. Well, until next time. I have to go and get some peroxide for my wounds.