Man I shit my pants

Man, I shit my pants. Shitting your pants is never good. If you shit your pants, you will most likely have to change them. This is not mandatory. You do have the option of wearing your shitty pants around if you like.

However, please be advised that most people do not want to associate with people like yourself
who shit their pants. If you are around people you dislike, then by all means wear your shitty pants. As long as you think the shit smells good, wear those shitty pants.

Shitty pants should never be worn to job interviews. Employers would rather have an employee who does not shit their pants. Wear good clothes to the interview and if you get hired, then and only then, should you wear your shitty pants to the first day of work.

Shitty pants are a great way to get noticed. You boss will always remember you. He or she will remember you forty years after you quit, get fired. die, stop wearing shitty pants, or get run over by a large street sweeping machine.

If you decide to start the dating scene wear clean clothes on the first couple of dates. When you feel your new squeeze in life is comfortable around you, proceed with wearing your favorite shitty pants. This is a good test and can help you decide if he or she is a keeper.

Well, I have to go and change my shitty pants.

Even great people, like George Brett, shit their pants at times.

Someones got my doobie

Someones got my doobie. Someones got my pot. Someones got my doobie. Someones got my pot.

Oh Yeah!
Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah, Baby!