Man I shit my pants

Man, I shit my pants. Shitting your pants is never good. If you shit your pants, you will most likely have to change them. This is not mandatory. You do have the option of wearing your shitty pants around if you like.

However, please be advised that most people do not want to associate with people like yourself
who shit their pants. If you are around people you dislike, then by all means wear your shitty pants. As long as you think the shit smells good, wear those shitty pants.

Shitty pants should never be worn to job interviews. Employers would rather have an employee who does not shit their pants. Wear good clothes to the interview and if you get hired, then and only then, should you wear your shitty pants to the first day of work.

Shitty pants are a great way to get noticed. You boss will always remember you. He or she will remember you forty years after you quit, get fired. die, stop wearing shitty pants, or get run over by a large street sweeping machine.

If you decide to start the dating scene wear clean clothes on the first couple of dates. When you feel your new squeeze in life is comfortable around you, proceed with wearing your favorite shitty pants. This is a good test and can help you decide if he or she is a keeper.

Well, I have to go and change my shitty pants.

Even great people, like George Brett, shit their pants at times.

Someones got my doobie

Someones got my doobie. Someones got my pot. Someones got my doobie. Someones got my pot.

Oh Yeah!
Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah, Baby!

Bruno the Lhasa Apso

I just recently got a Lhasa Apso named Bruno. He is somewhat older than our other dog Jake who is a West Highland White Terrier mix.

Although they are both male dogs, they get along so far. Jake is only two and wants to play
more than the Lhasa Apso likes to. Bruno is more content to just be around family members and usually lays right at everybody's feet. The Lhasa Apso also displays traits of being an alpha dog.

Jake doesn't seem to mind though and still tries to get him to play.

Below are photos of both Bruno, the Lhasa Apso, and Jake, the West Highland White Terrier. Yes! They are both cute.

New Garden Planted

The New Garden is Planted

After two days the garden is finally planted and ready to go.
This years selection of vegetables includes tomatoes, bell peppers,
banana peppers, eggplant, cabbage, cucumbers, and hot peppers.

There still might be some onions and corn added. That would have to
be planted in another spot though.

The rototiller still works well after some years of use. It's a
Sears 8 hp rototiller and usually starts up by the second pull
after sitting all winter.

Here is a picture of the garden ready to go

Looking for a new puppy

I am currently in the process of finding a second puppy to join our Westie Jake.
It would be nice to find another Westie or Westie Mix to be his new friend.

The idea dog would be small to medium size. Jake is roughly 20 lbs and could use a good playmate. He is spayed. Maybe he would like a girlfriend. Even though he is spayed I would prefer to have the new dog spayed or neutered. This helps prevent unwanted pregnancies or getting other dogs pregnant if he would escape the fencing.

Jake loves playing fetch and long walks. The nose is always going and he seems to have an affinity for cats. Currently, there are several strays in the area and Jake seems to take great pride in protecting his fenced pation area.

Lets Go Fishing

Its about that time of the year again - Fishing Season. Right now the weathe is great for a long day of fishing. I fish from shore and also take out the boat sometimes too.

Temperatures right now range between 60 to 80. This makes for great fishing early in the morning or at sunset. Nightime fishing is also an option, which I do maybe two to three times a year.

I mostly like to fish for catfish, bass, and trout. With the Schuylkill nearby and within walking distance, I go there quite oftern. The Schuylkill River has some large carp and catfish that can be seen when the water if clear.

A number of years ago, the water quality in the Schuylkill River was very poor due to pollution, but has since been making a comeback. Today, trout can even be caught in the northern section of the Schuylkill River. I still do not keep any of the fish I catch in the Schuylkill River due to PCB's and other pollutants such as mercury and lead. The fishing action though is still good.

A also live nearby the Bear Creek which is stocked with trout by the PA Fish and Game Commission. Trout can be caught with live bait such as worms, minnows, and mealy worms. The trout also go after artificial bait such as flys, poppers, jigs, and spinners.

Well, I have to get fishing some more today. Good luck to my fellow fisherman wherever you may fish.

I also started a forum thread about the opening day of trout season. Feel free to join in the discussion.

What can I get with my extra 13 dollars a week

I have noticed for the past few weeks that I don' have as much federal tax coming out of my check. It seems the government feels that the extra 13 dollars will help stimulate the economy. So what can I buy each week for 13 dollars.

1)One Large Pizza- I can get a large pizza but not with everything on it. I will have to go with just two toppings.

2)6 Gallons of Gas- Right now gas is about $2.00 a gallon where I live. So I could roughly drive around aimlessly for another 3 hours a week.

3)One Movie a Week- I could go to the movies and see one film a week. This will also include some popcorn-small. No soda though.

4)Lottery tickets- Might as well invest in something. I could get 13 one dollar tickets, 6 two dollar tickets, or just go for the big prizes and get one ten dollar ticket.

5)Just combine everything. One gallon of gas = $2.00. Two slices of pizza = $3.00
Rent one movie = $2.00 Get three lottery tickets with the rest = One three dollar ticket = $3.00 One two dollar ticket = $2.00 and One one dollar ticket = $1.00.

Now that's the ticket

Is the Geo Metro the coolest little car in the world?

I recently bought a 1997 Geo Metro. I really just wanted this car due to the great gas mileage it gets. The 1997 Geo Metro gets around 40-45 miles per gallon.

This Geo Metro is not a powerhouse by any means. The 1.0 litre Suzuki motor is a 3 cylinder that puts out a whopping 55 hp. I look at this as a good thing though, I shouldn't receive any speeding tickets with this fine tuned machine.

To look at the engine compartment brings a smile to ones face. The engine is small and it looks like one person could lift it out of the car if they had to. I know the transaxle can easily be handled by one person. I helped a friend install a clutch one time in his Geo Metro.

Driving the car is fun also. The small hood that is has makes you feel like you really don't even have a front end. Luckily for me, this Geo Metro is a 5 speed manual transmission that allows it to pull out decent on a hill or intersection.


A Geo Metro is not known as roomy. Sitting up front is fine for anyone over 6 foot tall, but sitting in the back feels cramped. This is not the car for four people to take on a roadtrip or any long drive. It is fine for only two who are sitting up front.

The Geo Metro is great for handling and making any turn is a breeze due to the short wheel base.

For a great everyday runner that is good on gas and used for short trips, the Geo Metro is a great option for anyone looking for an economical solutions to commuting.