Those crazy politicians in Florida

Sometimes the irony is just too much.

For instance, take a look at the politicians in Florida. Tim Mahoney, a Democrat, replaced Mark Foley, a Republican, after Foley was caught being a pedofile who really liked to text message his little interns.

Well, here comes Mahoney, a man who liked to speak about responsiblity and virtue, being caught with a mistress. That mistress decided to leave him - and tell all about their affair - so she received some hush money. Well? Why would a mistress leave a great guy like Mahoney, who has some cash to spend on their secret encounters? Humm... It seems he was cheating on her with another mistress.

So, to break it down. Pedophile Mark Foley was replaced by a man of moral integrity named Tim Mahoney who is also married. Mahoney then cheated on his wife with a mistress. He then cheated on his mistress with another mistress, but had to keep the first one quiet by giving her some hush money. I wonder if the second mistress believes Tim will one day "be her only one". Well, good luck honey. A man like Tim Mahoney doesn't come around every day.

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